Okay, confession time
Groundhouse is make-believe. Your business isn't. Tell us about it, and Loam Agency will build you a site with everything you just clicked through, minus the imaginary karate dojo.
Your colors, type and style, designed once and carried through every page, in light and dark.
Prices, hours, pages, team, menus. Changed in minutes, no developer, no ticket.
Structured data, clean headings, llms.txt and WebMCP on every page.
No plugins to patch, and a monthly security review with a report you can read.
Modern images, cached pages and nothing heavy you didn't ask for.
The team that built it keeps it healthy. No support-queue roulette.
This form lands in Loam's lead inbox, tagged with this sample and the ad that sent you.
This one skips the fiction. Groundhouse is fictional, but this form goes straight to Loam Agency. Share your current website and we'll send you a free Website Showdown: your site vs. this one across speed, search, AI answers, accessibility, security and privacy. About 45 checks, every one reviewed by a person before it reaches you.
Not a bot, not a drip campaign. A person at Loam.
Share your URL and we'll measure your site against this one: speed, search, AI answers, accessibility, security and privacy.
No pressure. If it's a fit, we'll talk about your site. If not, keep the report.
Yes, but a polite one. You'll hear from one real person, once, and then it's up to you.
Not at all. Groundhouse is one of 10 sample businesses. Bakers, plumbers, advisors, dojos, food banks: if your business is real, we're interested.
It depends on what your business needs. Tell us a little here and we'll give you a straight answer, or see pricing at loamagency.com.
Then you're exactly who this page is for. We've seen worse, and we promise not to screenshot it.
